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Faeries Gone Wild

In book stores June 2009


Pixie Lust
Chapter 1
“These feet,”said Avalina, and bending, stroked the broken stems beneath her, restoring them to full health. “They are as large as moons. I cannot seem to bend them to my will.”
The slow-flowering sedum that covered rock and root granted forgiveness, though it did little to hide its grumpiness. But that was the way of groundcover, wasn’t it? Rather grasping, and generally irritable.
Avalina glanced about. Dusk was falling soft and dreamy from the sleepy places of the earth. Fragile, silvery mist lifted gently, filtering over fig and fern. It was the first night of her first visit to the Mortal Realm. Smiling a little, she lovingly folded the knobby root of a willowherb in a length of weevil silk, then tucked it into the little hemp bag that crisscrossed her torso and hung at her hip.
She was strangely garbed, dressed in garments humans would not find unusual. Or so she hoped, but the species was notoriously fickle, prone to change fashions as easily as their moral code. Each century brought new styles, new speech, new foolishness, while Faerie remained the same for time immemorial. There was, after all, little reason to change perfection. Still, Ava could not bear the thought of losing Mortal’s lovely species to mankind’s capricious foolishness. Thus she had come.
She had been given little enough time to study Mortal ways, however. Her plans had been rushed, for the portal between their worlds would not long remain open for her kind.
Gazing through the soft, descending darkness at the quiet glen, Avalina adjusted the garment that chaffed her skin and restricted her breathing. It was called a corset, or so she believed, and it was horrid uncomfortable. As was the itchy dress which covered her from throat to ankle in hot, restrictive folds. Foolish folk these mortals. Did they know nothing of petal fabrics and corn silk gowns?
Still, it was unkind of her to mock them. They were a young race by Fey standards. Raw, uneducated. Dangerous by many accounts. Foolhardy by all.
Perhaps they did not deserve the mesmerizing flora with which they had been blessed, yet here it was, springing forth like rushing water, so lush and green with fragrant newness that she longed to caress each leaf, to drink in every newborn scent. For a moment she felt compelled to twirl gleefully, to feel the oddly heavy air rush through her hair, push against her unfamiliar clothing, but she stifled the idea and chided herself; this was no childish game she played, no frolicsome sport, and she, no mischievous bogle. Neither was she some impish pixie, prone to bouts of ridiculous thievery or juvenile pranks.
Oh aye, tales of yore suggested that all the wee folk had once been one and the same,all wild pranksters who lived for naught but strong drink and merry-making. For decadence and foolishness and frolicking with mortal men.
‘Twas said, in fact, that they had, long ago, all been irresistible to humankind. But only in olden tales most forgot did a Fey find a mate who would become her rantinn, the one soul who was willing to give up the very essence of himself for her. Then and only then would they be bound for eternity and travel, forever joyful, between the realms.
But Avalina believed no such tales. For as long as she could recall no Mortal had come to the land of the Ancients, though more than a few sex-drunk pixies had tried to smuggle in their besotted lovers.
Ava shook her head at such idiocy, for she was not so foolhardy. Nay, she was stalwart and steady. She had a task to fulfill and she would see to it, no matter the circumstances.
Placing a protective hand on her pouch, she glanced about the glen in which she stood. She would do that for which she had come and leave post haste, though this was indeed a magical spot. Airil, they would call it in the early tongue.
Surely even the barbaric human would recognize the beauty possessed here, with the mercurial mists just rising from the fragrant bog and the deep-throated frogs only now tuning up for their nocturnal songs.
Mortal was indeed an intriguing place, a land filled with flower and thistle, with grasses and herbs that bloomed and twined and sprouted. But it was the ferns that fascinated her most. She was, after all, a Fern Fey. A Learned One in her own right, descended from the wise folk of Gelda. Not frivolous like the Flower Faeries with whom she had arrived.
Avalina scowled a little at the memory. Silly creatures all, they had come to Mortal on the pretense of studying godetia, but she knew far better; they had no wish to learn of the fragile blossoms that grew in profusion in certain Mortal regions. Instead, they planned a week of debauchery with any male foolhardy enough to linger with them, which, by all accounts, were many.
Queen Barilla should have known better than to allow them to come. Though indeed, Avalina was lucky to have the excuse to accompany them. The portal opened only once a century, and ‘twas the flower folk who had convinced the queen’s Chosen to permit them to come. The flower folk with their beguiling eyes and winsome features. The flower folk who had giggled at the sight of her heavy garments. They had dressed in their usual gossamer gowns. But theirs was a mission of decadence, while Avalina had come for entirely different reasons.
Indeed, hers was a rescue mission of sorts, for she had come to retrieve the illusive Pinquil Fern which was said to have been seen here hundreds of long years before. It was for that mission that she had abandoned her own frolicking gardens to hear every tale told of the revered fern--the Pinquil with its feathery foliage and reedy roots, with its musky fragrance and potent medicinal properties. Perhaps those properties did not pertain to humankind. Perhaps that was why the Mortals, with their self-centered natures and enormous appetites, felt no great need to save it. She did not know, though she had spend some time studying their ways so that she might blend in. Might appear as one of them to avoid interruptions by some passing buffoon.
But perhaps ‘buffoon’ was no longer a word oft used. She scowled into the rising mist, musing. A lazy shaft of sunlight shimmered through the gauzy leaves, gilding thorn and berry alike, but she was lost in thought.
What of ‘buffoonery?’ she wondered. Was that a term yet used? The study of history had confused her no small bit, for the stories oft differed with the teller. Faeries had no need of written records, of course, for the Fey did not easily forget, and each tale grew in lushness and depth when passed from mother to daughter, from queen to princess.
But all agreed that for time beyond memory human-kind was bent on atrocities.
The very earth upon which she stood told the tale, chanting of battles the species had waged amongst themselves, but now the foolish Mortal seemed determined to declare war on the ferns as well.
Ava scowled at the thought. Off to her right, near the gnarled feet of a reticent maple, a frond nodded in the last, slanted rays of the vanquished sun.
She caught her breath. Could it be? Might she have found the Pinquil already, she wondered and rushed over. But it was only a timid leatherleaf. She touched its unfurling stem and it bobbed gracefully, but beneath her pinching slippers, the flora complained. She shuffled apologetically aside, restoring broken herbage with a touch.
“How long will you be with us, Mistress?”asked a reedy sprig of lambs quarter. It was not easy to decipher its dialect for it had taken on a Mortal twang, but Avalina had not spent long hours in study for naught.”“Six days yet,”she said.
There were oohs in response. “And all in Mortal body?”asked a bending sapling.
“Nay indeed,”Avalina said. “I would spend every moment in my own form if ever I could, but it requires a great deal of energy here in Mortal. Still,” She glanced about again. The fireflies were just winking to life, lighting the bog with mercurial magic.
No Mortals had passed this way for some hours. She had seen a leather-faced fellow wandering down a meandering path while it was yet fully light, but he had seemed intent on his own mission, stopping now and again to gaze at some particular plant or scribble something on his parchment.
Most probably at this late hour, the Mortal were well settled in, having gorged themselves on the flesh of their fellow species and content to lounge about until well past morning light. “I think it safe to make the change now,” she said. “Full darkness is nearly upon us, thus I must say farewell until the morrow.”
“Goodnight, Mistress,”sighed the maple.
“Goodnight,”chirped the sapling.
“Until the dawn.”
“May you sleep with the dew,”added a woody bur.
“My thanks,”she said, and closing her eyes, let her mind slip away to her homeland. The memory ‘twas all that was needed to transform her. Feelings swamped her, immersed her. It was warm in the land of the Ancients, gently sultry, washed in color and light and fragrances so rich and fresh it all but made one giddy. She filled her lungs with her thoughts and felt the change take her, felt the magic touch her and fill her and form her.
The flora gasped and oozed as the Mortal Realm rose and grew around her. She felt the rush of possibilities, the bloom of everlasting hope. With a sigh of relief, she smiled and opened her eyes. Upon her back, glowing wings fluttered past her shoulders. With naught but a thought, she lifted from the ground. A score of voices raised their goodbyes as she zipped above the sleepy grasses. Then, light as a breeze, she glided through the glen in search of the smiling poppy she had spoken with some hours before.

Dammit! He was late again.
William Timber stood silent in the darkening woods. It was a pretty spot. That much he could admit. His mother would have been giddy at the sight of it. Would have probably given it some foolish name just as that idiot Braumberg had. Would have oohed over each pointy leaf, each scurrying bunny.
But his mother was dead. Had been for more than twenty years, in fact. A heroine overdose, the police had said.
And they’d been right, of course. Old hippies often died that way. Old hippies whose lovers had abandoned them to the harsh realities of the world usually died that way. Leaving terrified little boys trying to feign bravery and fend for themselves.
“Elder Mann?”The first officer on the scene had tried to smile when he’d addressed William. The boy was frail, short, too small for his age, but smart.
Certainly smart enough to know that he should not be dressed in mismatched socks and pink pajamas. But his mother had not believed in color-coding the
genders,as she called it. “That your name?”
The boy had managed a nod and wiped his nose with the back of his frayed sleeve.
“You don’t look real old.”The cop’s hair had been as grey as platinum.
William had fisted his hands, throat tight, eyes dry. There was no time for tears. Never would be again. He had known that with a terrible certainty. “It doesn’t pertain to age,”he said, words perfectly enunciated, and the old man had scowled.
The boy had legally changed his name not twelve months later. Had left the foolish given behind to become William Timber instead. William because it was rich with traditional practicality. Timber because it spoke of strength. He had been William Timber ever since. William Timber, self-made millionaire.
Well,millionaire if you counted all assets, which he did. Counted and recounted, and configured and contrived.
He would not die in some musty, run-down apartment above a Vietnamese restaurant that reeked of burnt sauces and alloeswood incense. He would make a name for himself. In fact, he had done just that.
Snorting silently at his own wit or lack thereof, he moved on.
Emily was one of the few who seemed to appreciate his dubious sense of humor.
Or maybe it was his capital gains that she found heartening. He wasn’t, after all, foolish enough to believe that a woman such as his fiancĂ©e would have taken notice of him if her iron-fisted father hadn’t declared him to be an up and comer.
It was no secret that Emily Meire wanted to up and come. And William, never one for undue passion or wayward idealism, had wanted rather desperately to make inroads with Meire Conglomerated. It was a match made in heaven.
Still, He glanced around the sleepy woods. Purple wildflowers bloomed in riotous profusion. Lupine if he remembered correctly, standing tall and proud on their spiky stalks. Fireflies flitted amongst the greenery near the bog. His mother had said they were sparkles of moondust come to life. She had a weakness for fireflies. In fact, she had many weaknesses, but for one shining moment all he could remember was her smile. It shone in his mind, the personification of love, of adoration.
Half forgotten memories stole in, shadowed by sadness, illumined with laughter.
But William plowed them aside, focusing of his mantra; another day another million. And this place had tremendous monetary potential. Within an hour’s drive of Seattle and ringed by old growth trees, it was the perfect spot for an upper-income community. A year from now there would be row upon row of two-story houses and brick patios. He would keep the best of the mature trees, of course.
But the rest would be razed, plowed under, sodded over, paved, made ready for SUVs, overworked septic systems and humming air-conditioners.
Tonight, however, he had promised to dine with Emily, and she wasn’t one to be kept waiting.
A tired trail wended through the woods, barely visible now in the waning light.
It had almost certainly been made by Braumberg. Damned, dehydrated tree-hugger. He was probably higher than a rocker ship by now. High, and still plotting how best to save the glen from succumbing to progress. But it didn’t matter. Meier Conglomerated had money and it had clout. Those who couldn’t be ignored could be bullied. Those who couldn’t be bullied could be bought. Even hippy-dippy environmentalists had their price. They had to pay their dealers, after all.
Off to William’s right, a poppy nodded heavily. It was tightly closed against the oncoming night. Tiny, many-fingered leaves cradled its sleepy head. The blossom inside would be white with the faintest hint of lemon hues.
Emily preferred white to every other color. White on white on white. What did that say of her?
Bending with a mental shrug, William tore off the blossom and turned toward home.

 

 

Coming in 2009

Faeries Gone Wild

  • Faery Anthology written with authors Mary Janice Davidson, Michele Hauf, Leandra Logan

    MARYJANICE DAVIDSON “Tall, Dark and Not So Faery”

    Scarlett is not your typical pint-sized faery. At six feet, four inches tall, she’s an unlikely candidate for a match made in heaven. But when she ventures to Cannon Falls, Minnesota, on royal orders to survey its extraordinary residents, she stumbles upon the one man who just may measure up to size…

    LOIS GREIMAN “Pixie Lust”

    William Timber is a cutthroat developer who refuses to let a few trees come between him and his next million. But when Avalina—a sparkling faery charged to protect all things green—comes to town, William is forced to choose between life as he knows it and the unknown reaches of his heart.

    MICHELE HAUF “Dust Me, Baby, One More Time”

    A librarian by day and a tooth faery by night, Sidney has absolutely no time to find Mr. Right. Until she flies smack dab into sexy, sun-bronzed Dart Sand, a man who makes her wings a-flutter…and whose allure could get her banished from the Mortal Realm.

    LEANDRA LOGAN “A Little Bit Faery”

    Tia is mystified when she strikes out on the Luna faery singles scene, in spite of her hourglass curves and vivacious charm. Then she takes off for Manhattan and lands on the doorstep of a steamy firefighter who sets her soul on fire—and shares a strong connection to her secret past.

 

One Hot Mess

  • Chrissy McMullen's 5th adventure coming March 24th 2009 

Review
“Sexy…sassy…An entertaining series.” —Mystery Scene


“For the Janet Evanovich fans who are craving a protagonist similar to Stephanie Plum.” —CurledUp.com


In southern California it’s raining crime—and psychologist Christina McMullen could use an umbrella. Her clients are crazy, her on-again-off-again relationship with LAPD lieutenant Jack Rivera has just started heating up again, and now Rivera’s womanizing dad has come calling—asking Chrissy to investigate a mysterious death that might haunt his next campaign: for president of the United States. Soon Chrissy is investigating not one “accidental” death, but two—until she stumbles on a trail of bodies littering Senator Rivera’s distinguished career. As she untangles a web of high-stakes lies, Chrissy believes that she’s found the secret to a serial killer’s underground campaign. The killer has a list, a motive, and the perfect disguise—the only question is: who’s next?

 

Seduced By Your Spell

  • Book two in the Witches of Mayfair trilogy coming March 2009

A Romantic Times Top Pick!!  ˝

"Greiman grips readers with a tale of witches caught in a maelstrom of violence and passion. The pages fly by, sexual tension--both real and fantasized-- rises and surprise after surprise lead to the finale.. Greiman is a storyteller extraordinaire."
-- Kathe Robin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

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